Eat Him If You Like by Jean Teule

Book Summary

In "Eat him if you like," Jean Teule narrates a horrifying event based on a true story that reveals how a group can turn into bloodthirsty beings. France and Prussia begin a war in the mid-19th century, unfolding under very different circumstances for these two lands. The story takes place in a village in the southwest of France. The main character, around whom the tale revolves, is a nobleman from Vannes who intends to spend his holiday in a village.

He travels there and establishes a good relationship with the locals. However, due to certain interactions and misconceptions that take root in the villagers' minds, they come to believe that the nobleman is plotting something sinister. Consequently, they conspire together to unleash their wrath upon him. The villagers unite to torture someone they once deeply cared for and then mutilate him, creating extremely distressing moments that not only erase the past but also reveal how savage they can be and how much cruelty has consumed their souls.

Ultimately, the nobleman, who is now viewed as a Prussian spy, is considered a traitor by the majority. During the days of Napoleon III's defeat and the fall of Paris, the author presents a very dark story about him.

About the Author

Jean Teule was a French writer and cartoonist born on February 26, 1953. He received various literary awards and was also active in filmmaking and illustration. Teule passed away on October 18, 2022, due to food poisoning that led to cardiac arrest. Some of his works include "The Suicide Shop," "Darling," and "Virus."

Who Should Read the Book?

Those interested in horror genre novels are among the main audience for "Eat him if you like."

Book Quotes

The crowd was all cheerful and lively. Burning a person takes a long time. The sun was crying blood on the horizon. It was a terrifying sight. The wind scattered Alan's ashes everywhere. Some of this black dust settled at the feet of people who wiped their greasy mouths with their dirty sleeves. They were full and happy.
The young man opened the window shutters of his room. The muslin curtains fluttered from both sides of the window. His room was on the upper floor of a seventeenth-century building. The young man's eyes were fixed on the view. A corner of the Limousin region seemed mistakenly attached to Prigaux. In the plain stretching to the horizon before him, oak trees were scattered. Behind him, the clock above the wood stove chimed once at one o'clock.
What time is it to wake up? After all, you’ve just become the deputy mayor of Boussac. When I was mayor, I used to get up much earlier than this. The voice came from the garden: a deep, resonant sound coming from beneath an ancient chestnut tree. I was gathering my things to take to the pasture, Father.
Mother said from under the shade of the tree, “Amedy, don’t tease our son. Look at him; at least he’s dressed and ready.” She fanned herself and continued, “Alan dear! You look so handsome in those new clothes. By the way, don’t forget to take your straw hat. It’s hell outside.”
Alan picked up his straw hat from the table and went downstairs. The staircase smelled strongly of polish. His soft leather boots were beside the stairs. The crooked nail of his shoe indicated a slight limp and gave his walk a loose and unsteady feel. A worn-out and tattered carpet hung on the wall of the hallway. Alan paused for a moment in front of a painting that depicted a deserted village market and square.


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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Gallic Books (October 14, 2014)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 112 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1906040397
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1906040390
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 3 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 4.3 x 0.4 x 6.8 inches
  • Best Sellers Rank: #1,603,166 in Books

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  • John Martin

    John Martin


    Eat Him If You Like is a short novel by French author Jean Teule and based on an actual event in French history. The year is 1870, Napoleon III is on the throne, France is losing a war with Prussia and there is a severe drought. Alain de Monéys is a young man from a good family and about to go off to war even though he has a limp, which would enable him to avoid combat. He is very popular with the locals and has just been elected deputy mayor of his village. Before leaving for the front, he goes to a fair in a nearby town. He is greeted warmly at first but then a remark he makes is misinterpreted as supporting Prussia and the townspeople turn on him, beating him severely and calling him a Prussian. A few people try to help him but the mob is insane and brutal and tortures him to death by burning him. A group of 21 men are put on trial and 20 are sentenced, with four receiving the death penalty. The one found innocent is a five-year-old boy. Meanwhile Napoleon III is captured and the Second Empire gives way to the Third Republic. The girl, Anna, who tried to save Alain by giving herself up to one of the attackers commits suicide six months later. She is found to be pregnant.

    The true history of this event is, if anything, even more appalling than Teule’s account. According to Wikipedia: “During a fair at Hautefaye, matters turned ugly when an aristocratic cousin of a young nobleman named Alain de Monéys reported the war was not going well. Many villagers had been drinking and received the news poorly. They attacked the cousin, the Vicomte Camille Maillard Lafaye, son of the mayor of the nearby town of Beaussac. Frightened, the viscount and his party fled. In an alcohol-fueled patriotic fervor, villagers wielding pitchforks and cudgels turned their attention on young Alain.
    They accused him of being a Prussian plant, a spy, and of financing Prussia in the war against France. They claimed he betrayed the emperor and nation. Both claims were in fact false, as Monéys was not a Republican and his patriotism was spotless, but a crowd gathered around him. The parish priest tried to calm the mob by offering drinks to divert their attention but, however well-meaning the effort may have been, it probably helped get the crowd even more intoxicated than they already were and more dangerous. The mayor, unable to show leadership in the face of drunken excitement, reportedly said "Eat him if you want".
    For two hours, the mob tortured and battered Alain de Monéys. They nailed horseshoes to his feet and burst one of his eyeballs. The crowd finally burnt him in the village square (or a nearby lake bed), likely while still alive. It is alleged that those who took part in the killing collected fat dripping from his burning body onto bread, eating the resulting tartines—body fat. (The last statement has not been proved historical).”

    In the aftermath of the murder a number of people were put on trial and all expect a small boy were executed or served prison sentences.

    This brief novel points out the madness that can overcome a group of normally pleasant people. It is timely reading for the world we live in now. I recommend it to everyone interested in decency and fair treatment for people accused of wrongful acts.
  • S Riaz

    S Riaz


    It is horrifying to think that this novella length book is actually based on a true story, but sadly this is taken from factual events. A young man wakes in his house in the French countryside full of joy. It is 1870 and he is soon going to join the army and fight against Prussia, but, before that, he has things to do at home. He has a plan to help divert the river in order to help his local community. There are neighbours he wants to see and some he needs to help. So, rather than staying for lunch with his parents, Alain de Moneys sets out for the local fair at Hautefaye. It is an event he has never missed and he knows all the locals. However, it is soon evident that there is unease in the air. A war that is going against France, a drought that is affecting the people and financial worries.

    Still, Hautefaye is only two miles from Alain de Moneys home and he is a respectable, and much respected, young man. His family are known in the community and Alain is a very modest and honourable person – a man who refused to buy a ‘lucky’ ticket from a poorer neighbour to avoid going to war, despite the fact that he has a bad leg. All should have been well, but when Alain’s cousin stirs up a volatile crowd and Alain’s words are mis-heard, what unfolds is so barbaric that, at times, it is hard to read. Alain is set upon by a mob, many of whom know him, but they lose control and turn upon him as if he were their worst enemy. I have to say that you should only read this book if you have a strong stomach, but it is an important book about the volatility of a mob and of the unspeakable actions that can result from this kind of group hysteria. It saddened and shocked me, but shows us the worst of humanity and group behaviour. Lastly, I received a copy of this book from the publisher, via NetGalley, for review.
  • SusanPepper

    SusanPepper


    Wow, this is a disturbing and powerfully written book.. I was angry while reading it and that is a clear sign of great writing. Very disturbing to know that kind of violence existed then as it still exists now. This writing is a perfect example of the mob mentality
  • Kristine Fisher

    Kristine Fisher


    Eat Him If You Like by Jean Teule is a NetGalley ebook version of a real-life frenzied tragedy translated from French into English.

    *holds head* Ugh. This story serves as a reminder of the worst sort of mob mentality and to never echo a blasphemous phrase that someone else has said in public.
  • Customer

    Customer


    Eat Him if You Like
    Jean Teulé, Emily Phillips (translator)
    Gallic, Oct 14 2014, $12.95
    ISBN 9781906040390

    In 1870, Beaussac, France Deputy Mayor Alain de Monéys soon will join the French army at the not so quiet eastern front in the war with Prussia. However, today he plans to enjoy the day in spite of the unbearable August heat and the relentless drought. Thus Alain rides his horse towards the Saint-Roch Fair in Hautefaye.

    He comes across his arrogant cousin Camille de Maillard, who mocks the Emperor and the Minister of War for their claim Berlin soon will fall as he points to the recent massacre loss at Reichsoffen and the need to retreat. Someone in the angry patriotic crowd replies no retreat as the Prussians will fall just like the Austrians in Italy and the Russian in Crimea before. As the crowd grows increasingly hostile accusing Camille of being a Prussian sympathizer, Alain intervenes explaining his cousins comment but terribly misconstrued. Suddenly Alains friends and neighbors who he just exchanged salutations with pummel him before burning and eating him while the authorities fail to intervene.

    Based on a real event that seems surreal, Eat Him if You Like is a cautionary historical novella that hooks the audience with how quickly a group of friends turn into vicious out of control monsters. Mindful of Walter Van Tilburg Clarks classic The Ox-Bow Incident with its thoughtful yet exciting look into the mob mentality when civil society breaks down. This is not an easy read as friends and neighbors not only batter and lynch the victim, they roast and eat him.

    Harriet Klausner
  • Deborah

    Deborah


    Eat Him If You Like is a straightforward telling of a true, and truly sickening, incident of murder and cannibalism in 19th century France. It all starts with a bit of a Monty Pythonesque comedy of errors:

    "‘Now now, my friends, what’s going on?’ said Alain,
    limping towards them.

    ‘It’s your cousin,’ explained a pedlar. ‘He shouted, “Long live Prussia!”’

    ‘What? No! Come now, I was standing just here, and that’s not what I heard at all! And I know de Maillard well enough to be sure that he would never say such a thing. “Long live Prussia”? That’s almost as ridiculous as shouting “Down with France!”’

    ‘What did you just say?’

    ‘I beg your pardon?’

    ‘You said “Down with France!”’

    ‘What? No, of course I didn’t!’

    ‘Yes, you did! You said “Down with France!”’

    ‘But no, I didn’t say that. I—’

    ‘All those who heard him cry “Down with France!” raise your hand!’ said the pedlar, addressing the people standing by the low wall.

    ‘Oh, I heard him say “Down with France!”’ said a voice, and a hand shot up.

    Other fists were raised, five, then ten. Some villagers who may not even have heard the question saw hands go up and raised theirs too."

    Unfortunately, things go downhill quickly from there.

    Teulé does a good job (perhaps too good, for those with squeamish stomachs) of describing what happens from Alains point of view, from the initial punch to his agonizing death. This seems to reflect a lack of imagination on Teulés part, however; describing the victims pain isnt that difficult. The more interesting perspective, and one which Teulé makes no effort to explain or inhabit, would have been that of the ordinary men and women whose own personalities became subordinated to the mob mentality.

    Eat Him If You Like is a short and informative read about an obscure atrocity, but it provides no new insight into what causes a mob to coalesce and act.

    I received a free copy of Eat Him If You Like through NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.
  • Brave New Bookshelves

    Brave New Bookshelves


    Well, that was harrowing.

    Based on a true story, this is a short, straightforward novelization of a horrific day in 1870 small-town France. In what might be the apotheosis of the phrase "mob mentality," a number of townspeople ganged together to beat, torture, mutilate, and eventually kill one of their neighbors, a young man whom many of them had known growing up, apparently under an ephemeral but entirely baseless conviction that he was a Prussian spy. (The Franco-Prussian war ended a few months later.)

    The contemporaneous autopsy report verified he was still alive when the mob finally decided to burn him to death. The records from the subsequent trial indicate that the participants on the whole were flabbergasted by what they had done.

    If you need reminding that humans can do unspeakable, unthinkable things to each other simply because they get caught up in the moment, this is the book for you. It wont take you long -- its only about 100 pages.

    But, holy crap, it will stick with you for a long time, and possibly give you nightmares.

    As a side note, possibly because this book is translated from the French, some of the sentences are overly formal and stilted. It reads more like a history text than a novel, though personally I prefer that, as it kept some of the horror slightly at bay.

    I received a complimentary copy of the English translation of this book from the publisher in exchange for my honest review.
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